Here it is! Episodes I and II of Jayson Scott Musson’s Too Black for B.E.T. finally collected into a single volume of 36 black and white posters that teem with art magic! It’s as if Musson made a pact with Satan, and Satan, taking a liking to Mr. Musson, gave the artist dark powers which no mortal should possess. Gasp in terror as you descend into a world of perversion, dereliction, depression, apathy of the highest order, chemical addiction, Harry Potter, racism, sexism, whatever it is when you’re not the biggest fan of children, shoegaze music, and the general moral relativism Mr. Musson has used throughout his life to justify acting however the fuck he wants to act because he’s a grown ass man (his words, not mine). Somehow art is born out of this combination of self-obsession and an ego so great that it borders on the realm of Tolkien-esque fantasy.

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In 2007, the Philadelphia Weekly made the mistake of giving me a weekly column in which I was allowed to write almost anything I wanted. WOOPSIES! I’ve collected all 29 of my columns here in this ril’ perty zine for the first time in their original, uncensored format before the editor at the Philly Weekly chopped them all up for the sake of palatability. But all joking aside, I'm super proud of this collection of writing, and it's worth the cash, my friend. Buy 7 today!

This small, hand-made zine is a collection of roughly 40 text messages from my phone’s in-box that I recorded over the course of the summer in 2006. These messages, separated from their original context (the original message I sent), become similar to poetry, bodies of text that serve no purpose other than that of language itself, but of course you already knew that because you’re so smart. Varying in content and tone, these messages perfectly capture the ups and downs of one summer in my uneventful, yet somehow event filled life.

These prints are Ink Jet printed on 8x10 archival paper. Please describe the print you would like in your email, and trust me, if you describe it I'll know which one you mean. Just make sure you know which series its from (like Phantom Limb, or Postlollipop for example). These make nice, non-offensive gifts for parents and loved ones. But don't get the Mr. Penis Face illustration or anything from Postlollipop for your parents unless they're some cool ass, reefer smoking, Miles Davis loving, liberal ass folks.

Kurt Says:

"Get Your Dick Out The Ceiling!!"

That roughly translates to: "I'm standing by to take your orders!"

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