I found this bit of copy that i wrote in 2004 for a Plastic Little show that was at a voter registration drive. 4 people showed up to the show.

Like, dude, you need to fucking vote or like George Bush will shoot missles into like, Muslim women's vaginas and then like the price of kindbud will go up like 400% and then like Al Quida will totally blow up the Giant Golf Ball at Disney World, uh..... I mean Epcot Center, because they soo hate us and shit.

Or like if you don't vote, then like Kerry will win and the whole country will fall to shit, Mexicans will start beheading super models in southern California, the blacks will overrun the street with their advanced levels of dancing and B-Ball skills since they've looted every Foot Action, Foot Locker, and Sneaker Villa in the U.S., and like Al Quida will totally blow up the Giant Golf Ball at Disney Land.... Fuck... I mean Epcot Center, because we let a slacker run the country.

Orrrr if you don't vote, then like Nader will win and the planet will be overrun by 4 tittied space alien women, sorta like the ones from Total Recall but plus one tittie. Shit dawg, thas the muh fuckin bomb!!! Vote Nader/Alf in 04!!!!!!

GET YOUR FUCKING VOTE ON! (Non Partisan Voter Registration Drive)

Plastic Little (IndieClash Titans/hella ignurant, like racist pop-pop ignorant)

man, that was pretty funny. and considering that the spawn of satan's weakest sperm is running the free world, it is also somewhat sad.

THIS THURSDAY!!!!!!!!THE 31ST!!!!!!!!

nightmare.

i had a dream in which i was working at the art store that i worked at ten years ago when i first moved to philly. i guess i was in a tight spot financially and needed a proper job and my old boss offered me a job, despite how bad of an employee i was in the past. I spent a majority of my time in the dream avoiding customers and trying to steal shit, just like i did back in the day. though nothing particularly bad happened in the dream, i still decided that the paycheck from working retail at an art store wasn't worth the indignity of wearing a red apron and wasting my day away under flourescent lights touching exotic paper. "fuck this shit" i told myself. i walked out of the art store with a stolen plastic ruler in my pocket. it was 12 inches long and a deep purple.

Affirmation of dedication

"Ripping the microphone 'til i'm motherfucking 60"
- KRS-ONE

"We ball 'til we fall, til a player age 90"
- Juicy J

Peep how many substances Lord Infamous raps about doing in this verse from 3-6 Mafia's Fuck That Shit.

In the middle of the club, dolla on swoll
Take me a scoop, put it to my nose
Walkin through the crowd, knock your trick down
Pistol in my draws, don't make me pull it out
Twist another blunt, fill it real krunk
40 in the club, Outside it's the pump
Top off the syrup, take me a swig
There go my dawgs, What's Up My Nigs?
Security starin, they better not try it
Cuz we will start a mother fuckin riot!
The crowd is swayin, Three 6 playin
It's on now, no rules we obeying
Security pissed, they started to march
Just in time, I got outta dutch
But I was spotted, and kicked out
Ran back in, shots rang out!

"Yo Ghost! Yo Rae! What's up with ya'll niggas? What the fuck ya'll niggas ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Yo. Please buy Hail Social's new album, Modern Love & Death. This is their myspace page. They are good. Good music makes the angels and pigeons happy. It will make you happy just the same.




Click the image to purchase their album on amazon.com. But it's also on itunes too, and they probably will make more money if you buy it off of itunes.

-rats.

homicide is illegal
and death is the penalty
then what justifies
the homicide
when he dies?

White People Smell Funny


my 2007 is better than yours, and this here glove is a large part of why my 2007 has been so amazing. i sometimes actually look forward to showers now. when before i would dread the whole process of getting naked, waiting for the water to warm up, getting wet, lathering, washing off, etc... until i'm back to fully dressed and going about my menial business. i just got put on to this around christmas time and now that it's been 6 months without any odd blemishes or breakouts, i strongly recommend you go out and cop one of these to get your shower on with. mainly for the fellas out there... well, the black fellas, since white guys don't use washcloths. some white girls do though, kudos my bitches, but for most of you crackers a washcloth is as unheard of as spf to a negro. so with that said, i think everybody (mainly black folks) should go out, cop a pair, and fall in love with showering all over again.

ps. if you have pussy ass hypersensitive skin and shower with chapstick then i suggest you stay away from this shit since it is as exfoliating as a motherfucker.

Mother's Day is coming. Let's see what the experts have to offer on gift giving tips.


Thanks Jim Houser.