DREAM GIRLS!
Thanks, Puja. You Go Girl!
Thanks, Puja. You Go Girl!
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Do yourself a favor and watch Peep Show. It is the funniest show I have ever watched in my entire short life of almost 30 years on planet Earth. Go to youtube to watch it. Trust me. This is PackofRats speaking. I would never lie about funny. I love you.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Monday, April 23, 2007
I'D FUCK ME
People are crazy. This is nothing new to anyone i'm sure. Britney shaved her head and Tom Cruise is an alien. No big deal. I'm not usually too shocked or taken aback by weird shit, especially when it's a little dirty. I mean, I can admit I was a little surprised the first time I heard about Adult Babies or people with sexual balloon fetishes, but shocked? Naaah. People are fucked in the head and get off on weird shit all the time (i'm not even gonna go there about my own secret fantasies of one boy by the name of Atreyu in a magical land called Fantasia!)
All of this being said, I experienced the other night for the first time ever my first real major shock in the world of bizarro ways to get a boner. Let me set it up for you: I was at a birthday party for a friend being held in a local new york city club. As I got to the bar to order a drink, I tripped over something big, soft, and kind of cushy. It was dark and I couldn't see so my girlfriend Astrid shined the light from her cell phone on the floor. It was still a little too dark to see so I figured I'd kick it over and over with my 5 inch high heel! Was it a bag of clothes? Some weird sort of pillow? We couldn't figure it out so Astrid comes to the conclusion that it was a courtesy stool/stump type of thing for her to get close enough to yell her drink order to the bar tender. She jumps (literally) right on up. I'm still confused and am an amazon woman in those ugly shoes, so I stay away. A drink later, we go back for more. As our friend stood up on this very courteous little foot stool, he feels a hand grab his leg Addams Family style. He was standing on the face of the man who so generously was offering himself up for the tiny ladies of the party to order their drinks with ease. He was the human carpet. And he was there for us.
Did he have a pack of tissues in his pocket? Was there a dress made of skin in there? who knows....but, God bless a man that gets a raging hard-on from a woman trampling him unknowingly in her high heels or mary jane flats.
People are crazy. This is nothing new to anyone i'm sure. Britney shaved her head and Tom Cruise is an alien. No big deal. I'm not usually too shocked or taken aback by weird shit, especially when it's a little dirty. I mean, I can admit I was a little surprised the first time I heard about Adult Babies or people with sexual balloon fetishes, but shocked? Naaah. People are fucked in the head and get off on weird shit all the time (i'm not even gonna go there about my own secret fantasies of one boy by the name of Atreyu in a magical land called Fantasia!)
All of this being said, I experienced the other night for the first time ever my first real major shock in the world of bizarro ways to get a boner. Let me set it up for you: I was at a birthday party for a friend being held in a local new york city club. As I got to the bar to order a drink, I tripped over something big, soft, and kind of cushy. It was dark and I couldn't see so my girlfriend Astrid shined the light from her cell phone on the floor. It was still a little too dark to see so I figured I'd kick it over and over with my 5 inch high heel! Was it a bag of clothes? Some weird sort of pillow? We couldn't figure it out so Astrid comes to the conclusion that it was a courtesy stool/stump type of thing for her to get close enough to yell her drink order to the bar tender. She jumps (literally) right on up. I'm still confused and am an amazon woman in those ugly shoes, so I stay away. A drink later, we go back for more. As our friend stood up on this very courteous little foot stool, he feels a hand grab his leg Addams Family style. He was standing on the face of the man who so generously was offering himself up for the tiny ladies of the party to order their drinks with ease. He was the human carpet. And he was there for us.
Did he have a pack of tissues in his pocket? Was there a dress made of skin in there? who knows....but, God bless a man that gets a raging hard-on from a woman trampling him unknowingly in her high heels or mary jane flats.
Friday, April 06, 2007
HIP-HOOOPPPPPP!!!!
Is it me, or does it just some dumb as shit to screw your face up for a promo photo when your like 32 years old?
Is it me, or does it just some dumb as shit to screw your face up for a promo photo when your like 32 years old?
