Alright. Check 1-2 ya'll.

So, I was trying to write a reveiw for the poster of that new "movie" Pride. The one that stars Hustle and Crash Howard as a black man who can swim. But little did I know that when you type the word "pride" into Google you just get a plethora of cumshot/foreskin/rainbow/goaties and 1950's leather biker caps. Oh, yeah. You also get pictures of buttoxses. Weird buttoxes. Some even look like two aliens kissing. Peep game.

New hate mail for my column, "Black Like Me".
In response to my R. Kelly Column(3-21-07)

ITS AMAZING TO ME HOW YOU COULD EVEN BEGIN TO PUT YOUR IGNORANT SELF IN A BLACK MANS PLACE LET ALONE R.KELLY NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF CELEBERTIES BLACK OR WHITE HAS ONE MAN BEEN TREATED WITH SO MUCH DISRESPECT THE FACT AS A FAN I FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THIS EMAIL. THE THING THAT BAFFLES YOU PEOPLE IS THE FACT THAT R,KELLY IS UNSTOPPABLE AND REMAINS A HITMAKER ,A HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER SINGER ,PRODUCER AND SONGWRITER WHICH THE GREAT WHITE HOPE MICHAEL JACKSON HAS NEVER BEEN ABLE TO MAINTAIN.YOUR CONSTANT OBSESSION AT WHAT HE DID OR DIDNT DO( HE HAS NOT BEEN CONVICTED OF ANYTHING) HAS TAKEN A DIFFERENT TURN FROM WHAT ALL THE NEGATIVE MEDIA HYPE HAS MADE R.KELLY MORE ENDEARING TO HIS OLD AND NEW FANS. THE MORE NEGATIVE YOU PEOPLE SPIN ON R.KELLY MORE SUCESSFUL HE BECOMES REMEMBER (DUMB LIKE YOU) THE BUYING PUBLIC MAKE THE DECISION AS TO WHO STAYS ON TOP.I WISH YOU PEOPLE WOULD CHOOSE YOUR BATTLES MORE WISELY.YOUR OBSESSION WITH R.KELLY IS NOT NORMAL WRITE ABOUT ELVIS AND HOW HE BOUGHT AND PAID FOR PRICILLA AT 13 , OR JERRY LEE LEWIS WHO MARRIED HIS 12 YEAR OLD FIRST COUSIN AT 12 OR ROMAN POLANSKI WHO RAPED A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL AND IS A FELON AND A FUGITIVE FROM THE LAW AND WAS GIVEN A OSCAR.IF WHITES CAN CALL ELVIS THE KING WHO HAD ABOUT AS MUCDH TALENT AS R.KELLY HAS IN LITTLE TOE THAN PROUDLY I SAY GOD BLESS R.KELLY AND HIS FAMILY .THE KING OF R-B.

3am riding the cruiser up 3rd street, ole head in wheelchair says to the man pushing him west on bainbridge "i put so much fucking baby oil on that bitch's ass, sheeeeeiiiit!".

go ahead playboy.

PackofRats' Saturday Night (3-10-07)



What ya'll niggas know about the dirty south?

HERBERT & HERBERT

And the Spam of the Day is:

I can't remember from who, but the title was 'Do the Euthanasia'

Is that like the Rocaway?

sesame street says,

it's okay to be mediocre
and a junky
embrace the trash life

Alright, motherfucking humanity, if you're tired of not seeing the best movie of the last 5-7 years then do yourself a favor.

Cop - rent - swipe - download and watch The Hidden Blade. If you care about anything important you will be ready to ride for this movie to the death.

Not only did it make me cry, it has the illest death-by-ill-ass-dude since Magua got offed in The Last of the Mohicans.

If you can name a better film in recent memory than this (say "Little Miss Sunshine", I dare you) I will personally find you and kill you using the Hidden Blade. No, I won't kill you with the movie The Hidden Blade, I wll kill you will the technique from which the film takes its name. I dare you.