White People Smell Funny


my 2007 is better than yours, and this here glove is a large part of why my 2007 has been so amazing. i sometimes actually look forward to showers now. when before i would dread the whole process of getting naked, waiting for the water to warm up, getting wet, lathering, washing off, etc... until i'm back to fully dressed and going about my menial business. i just got put on to this around christmas time and now that it's been 6 months without any odd blemishes or breakouts, i strongly recommend you go out and cop one of these to get your shower on with. mainly for the fellas out there... well, the black fellas, since white guys don't use washcloths. some white girls do though, kudos my bitches, but for most of you crackers a washcloth is as unheard of as spf to a negro. so with that said, i think everybody (mainly black folks) should go out, cop a pair, and fall in love with showering all over again.

ps. if you have pussy ass hypersensitive skin and shower with chapstick then i suggest you stay away from this shit since it is as exfoliating as a motherfucker.