I found this bit of copy that i wrote in 2004 for a Plastic Little show that was at a voter registration drive. 4 people showed up to the show.

Like, dude, you need to fucking vote or like George Bush will shoot missles into like, Muslim women's vaginas and then like the price of kindbud will go up like 400% and then like Al Quida will totally blow up the Giant Golf Ball at Disney World, uh..... I mean Epcot Center, because they soo hate us and shit.

Or like if you don't vote, then like Kerry will win and the whole country will fall to shit, Mexicans will start beheading super models in southern California, the blacks will overrun the street with their advanced levels of dancing and B-Ball skills since they've looted every Foot Action, Foot Locker, and Sneaker Villa in the U.S., and like Al Quida will totally blow up the Giant Golf Ball at Disney Land.... Fuck... I mean Epcot Center, because we let a slacker run the country.

Orrrr if you don't vote, then like Nader will win and the planet will be overrun by 4 tittied space alien women, sorta like the ones from Total Recall but plus one tittie. Shit dawg, thas the muh fuckin bomb!!! Vote Nader/Alf in 04!!!!!!

GET YOUR FUCKING VOTE ON! (Non Partisan Voter Registration Drive)

Plastic Little (IndieClash Titans/hella ignurant, like racist pop-pop ignorant)

man, that was pretty funny. and considering that the spawn of satan's weakest sperm is running the free world, it is also somewhat sad.