Alright, motherfucking humanity, if you're tired of not seeing the best movie of the last 5-7 years then do yourself a favor.

Cop - rent - swipe - download and watch The Hidden Blade. If you care about anything important you will be ready to ride for this movie to the death.

Not only did it make me cry, it has the illest death-by-ill-ass-dude since Magua got offed in The Last of the Mohicans.

If you can name a better film in recent memory than this (say "Little Miss Sunshine", I dare you) I will personally find you and kill you using the Hidden Blade. No, I won't kill you with the movie The Hidden Blade, I wll kill you will the technique from which the film takes its name. I dare you.