I'M THE BIGGEST WIGGER IN HERE
I don't usually like having my photo taken and I hate being on video tape, so none of my friends were surprised when I turned down the opportunity to be on Vh1's The White Rapper Show. I mean, c'mon.....let's just be honest and call a spade a spade here. It would've been a horrible decision. It's hard enough to get people to take me seriously as it is (shit, I don't even take myself seriously half the time).....hamming it up for a reality TV program is not really the look. What am I tryin to say....I don't mind getting up on stage and making a joke or gimmick out of myself, it's all in good clean fun.....but letting Vh1 try and make me out to be the weirdo version of whatever that blond chick on the shows name was ....un uh.
With all of this being said, Ego Trip (you go boys!) struck gold. Admittedly, I never thought the show was a bad idea. My feeling was that if Ego Trip was involved it would be thought provoking, incredibly funny, clever, and without a doubt, well executed. And oh my god was it ever. After watching it faithfully all season, my only regret about not going on it was that I missed the opportunity to fuck John Brown a little more cross eyed than he already is. Seriously, is dude forreal? I don't even care.....he's funny as shit and anyone that knows me knows I love to be able to tell good story. Is that totally fucked? eh.
SO tonight is the season finale. It's down between my boo John Brown and the dude Shamrock. Shamrock isn't that bad, but I do kinda think that if Persia hadn't kept choking, she would be in his place right now.....but she did and she isn't so I gotta root for one of these motherfuckers.
I do plan on going to the wrap party with my girl Roxy Oxycottontail tonight. I'm gonna be secretly cheering on Shamrock. I need John Brown to be miserable so that he seeks a little solace from me in a bathroom stall.....come here, baby.....mama's gonna make it all better. John Brown, win or lose....just know that you have already won my heart and a handjob whenever you want.
The King of the Burbs + The First lady of Acid Wash = True Love Forever
Hallelujah Holla AT ME!!
I don't usually like having my photo taken and I hate being on video tape, so none of my friends were surprised when I turned down the opportunity to be on Vh1's The White Rapper Show. I mean, c'mon.....let's just be honest and call a spade a spade here. It would've been a horrible decision. It's hard enough to get people to take me seriously as it is (shit, I don't even take myself seriously half the time).....hamming it up for a reality TV program is not really the look. What am I tryin to say....I don't mind getting up on stage and making a joke or gimmick out of myself, it's all in good clean fun.....but letting Vh1 try and make me out to be the weirdo version of whatever that blond chick on the shows name was ....un uh.
With all of this being said, Ego Trip (you go boys!) struck gold. Admittedly, I never thought the show was a bad idea. My feeling was that if Ego Trip was involved it would be thought provoking, incredibly funny, clever, and without a doubt, well executed. And oh my god was it ever. After watching it faithfully all season, my only regret about not going on it was that I missed the opportunity to fuck John Brown a little more cross eyed than he already is. Seriously, is dude forreal? I don't even care.....he's funny as shit and anyone that knows me knows I love to be able to tell good story. Is that totally fucked? eh.
SO tonight is the season finale. It's down between my boo John Brown and the dude Shamrock. Shamrock isn't that bad, but I do kinda think that if Persia hadn't kept choking, she would be in his place right now.....but she did and she isn't so I gotta root for one of these motherfuckers.
I do plan on going to the wrap party with my girl Roxy Oxycottontail tonight. I'm gonna be secretly cheering on Shamrock. I need John Brown to be miserable so that he seeks a little solace from me in a bathroom stall.....come here, baby.....mama's gonna make it all better. John Brown, win or lose....just know that you have already won my heart and a handjob whenever you want.
The King of the Burbs + The First lady of Acid Wash = True Love Forever
Hallelujah Holla AT ME!!
1 Comments:
ego trip turned them all (excluding the ones who weren't to begin with *cough* jus rhyme/sully) into monkeys. i don't see you doing that.
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