i forgot.
the academy oscars thing popped off.
i just woke up with a bit of the hate bug.
so pardon me as i pop off.
it's still a man's world
and we stand up to pee.
dudes have it so easy.
looks like a shower curtain strung around her neck.
not bad.
goth wedding cake.
goddamn disaster.
feathers, bulky short sleeves, and over sized yolk?
looks like a last minute project from a.c. moore.
fully matured aborted fetus costume.
big girls, a bolero/shrug is always a good tactic to cover up that arm/shoulder chunknik but this here is a little too flash gordon for 2007. bring it back in 4 years girl. just saying, if you're gonna cover it up, soften the edges a bit and stay way way away from some shit that a football player would attach to his shoulder pads for intimidation points.
i dunno about this collar bow crap. shit looks bulky, cumbersome and like something i would keep poking my finger at if i sat behind her... it's just big and silly. it also makes me feel like a crystal bowl of fancy feast should be dangling in front of her the whole time she walks around.
i'd hit it.
ditto, even though she looks like she should be working at a make up counter in the mall... it's meryl streep.
pshaw!
them contours almost made me forgot that you is a big girl....
i'd nail it to the cross.
there's always one that has to fuck it up.
i know you're almost a certified genius and all, but take that shit off your boy's head homie... he's already going bald, sooo not cute. sorry lil man, it's not your fault. god fearing black people do some silly shit to their kids. don't believe me? just take a good look around at your church during easter.
i dunno about the whole doily thing, but i'd hit it... prolly only if that dress was involved though.
yeah, and i'm always fly.
the gayest straight rapper you know,
trying to bang members of his extended family,
watching the oscars while shopping on ebay for printer ink
and drinking monsters ignoring increasing palpitations.
ps.
forest,
niggas need to retire the "i came from.... so anything is possible" speech. a lot of people of varying races have came from nothing and made something of themselves. you lucky you started in america my nigga. so chill homie, it's really not that serious... especially when it's the same shit you spit on NPR when interviewed for the same movie. chiiiiilllll. while listening to that impromptu speech and looking at your lady's face i kinda got the feeling that she's about fed up with hearing that shit too.... i know you were nervous and all, and i know if put in the same situation, i'd prolly just succumb to my nervousness and hucklebuck my way around then eventually off the stage, but we believe that you were once "hood" or in the "hood" so chill and put cyrus cole away for now.
the academy oscars thing popped off.
i just woke up with a bit of the hate bug.
so pardon me as i pop off.
it's still a man's world
and we stand up to pee.
dudes have it so easy.
looks like a shower curtain strung around her neck.
not bad.
goth wedding cake.
goddamn disaster.
feathers, bulky short sleeves, and over sized yolk?
looks like a last minute project from a.c. moore.
fully matured aborted fetus costume.
big girls, a bolero/shrug is always a good tactic to cover up that arm/shoulder chunknik but this here is a little too flash gordon for 2007. bring it back in 4 years girl. just saying, if you're gonna cover it up, soften the edges a bit and stay way way away from some shit that a football player would attach to his shoulder pads for intimidation points.
i dunno about this collar bow crap. shit looks bulky, cumbersome and like something i would keep poking my finger at if i sat behind her... it's just big and silly. it also makes me feel like a crystal bowl of fancy feast should be dangling in front of her the whole time she walks around.
i'd hit it.
ditto, even though she looks like she should be working at a make up counter in the mall... it's meryl streep.
pshaw!
them contours almost made me forgot that you is a big girl....
i'd nail it to the cross.
there's always one that has to fuck it up.
i know you're almost a certified genius and all, but take that shit off your boy's head homie... he's already going bald, sooo not cute. sorry lil man, it's not your fault. god fearing black people do some silly shit to their kids. don't believe me? just take a good look around at your church during easter.
i dunno about the whole doily thing, but i'd hit it... prolly only if that dress was involved though.
yeah, and i'm always fly.
the gayest straight rapper you know,
trying to bang members of his extended family,
watching the oscars while shopping on ebay for printer ink
and drinking monsters ignoring increasing palpitations.
ps.
forest,
niggas need to retire the "i came from.... so anything is possible" speech. a lot of people of varying races have came from nothing and made something of themselves. you lucky you started in america my nigga. so chill homie, it's really not that serious... especially when it's the same shit you spit on NPR when interviewed for the same movie. chiiiiilllll. while listening to that impromptu speech and looking at your lady's face i kinda got the feeling that she's about fed up with hearing that shit too.... i know you were nervous and all, and i know if put in the same situation, i'd prolly just succumb to my nervousness and hucklebuck my way around then eventually off the stage, but we believe that you were once "hood" or in the "hood" so chill and put cyrus cole away for now.
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Terrific Oscar attire commentary aside, you mention of the irregular heart palpitations due to drinking Monster is what got me. I am still not the same after the 2 that I guzzled down on Saturday...
I hear you are not supposed to mix alcohol with those energy drinks, something the manufacturers are doing their best not to promote, as that is their biggest market.
Anyway, I looked for printer cartridges on EBay once. I noticed the one guy was in Philly so I asked him if we could handle our business in the offline world. Guy said yeah and we chose to meet at Broad and Spring Garden. Shit was like a drug deal. Sitting there, waiting for him to show up, cash in hand for the smooth exchange. And he was black, too. I felt like asking him if he had weed, too. We should pool our money and get some of that Epson weight, son!
Fashion critiques need to be a main stay on here. If ugly ass Melissa Rivers can call people out for looking foolish then why can't an out of work black man?
By the way, rich people look fucking ridiculous. Except for George Clooney.
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