Hey Fuck-face! Come here!
So The Philadelphia Weekly has made the mistake of giving me a small weekly column. I don't know how long my writing privileges will last there (they've already asked me to refrain from Jew jokes), but while it does it would be in your best interest to pick up a copy of the Weekly. The column is called Black Like Me and it reads somewhat like autobiographical prose and somewhat like the plain old rant. But let me tell ya, it's hard to rant in under 425 words. I've tried and my penis almost exploded. Woah! I mean my head! My head almost exploded in frustration. So I've sorta had to re-adapt my writing for this small amount of space and apply a bit of self control. One peice has already been published. Check it out, niggas!
Oh yeah, it's also online, but i'm not going to give you the URL. I'll let you find it on your own. If you can find it, i'll toss your ass some Scooby-Snacks, you sleuth you. Personaly, I think it reads better in print than online anyway.
Hallelujah Holla Back!!!
So The Philadelphia Weekly has made the mistake of giving me a small weekly column. I don't know how long my writing privileges will last there (they've already asked me to refrain from Jew jokes), but while it does it would be in your best interest to pick up a copy of the Weekly. The column is called Black Like Me and it reads somewhat like autobiographical prose and somewhat like the plain old rant. But let me tell ya, it's hard to rant in under 425 words. I've tried and my penis almost exploded. Woah! I mean my head! My head almost exploded in frustration. So I've sorta had to re-adapt my writing for this small amount of space and apply a bit of self control. One peice has already been published. Check it out, niggas!
Oh yeah, it's also online, but i'm not going to give you the URL. I'll let you find it on your own. If you can find it, i'll toss your ass some Scooby-Snacks, you sleuth you. Personaly, I think it reads better in print than online anyway.
Hallelujah Holla Back!!!
1 Comments:
Dude, I know some people are telling you that you're offensive, and I know that you're not listening to them. You are wise in that respect. You should listen to me, though, because I'm here to tell you that what you're writing is boring.
Peace,
Andy
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