Tuesday, February 20, 2007

I've never posted a blog before. I'm not really sure what to say. I told Jayson I wanted to be a part of this, but I'm a terrible writer, don't know how to spell, and failed english in highschool due to truancy so I was totally prepared to never actually do it. I talk a lot of shit about getting things done, but i'm mad unmotivated and generally like to keep it that way. Doing shit is for pussies. However, Kurts previous post really sparked something in me and I thought i'd take this opportunity to publicly share some warm tender feelings and to really reinforce what we, over at Brandywine Manor, are talking about.

A new Rap Super Group is apparently in the works. Professional Rapstresses Shawna, Remy Ma, and Jackie O are starting a trio, salt-n-peppa style. While this makes me incredibly excited (how can one's dick NOT get big for these three ladies on a full length album together?) I have to admit that they have nothing on the ultra femme power trio, Yo Majesty.

These three bitches, not only kill every beat they rap on, but they know what it truly means to rock a party (see Kurts photo post below). And when I say that they rock it, I mean it. These ladies don't play it up for hipsters who live for ironic music movements and lastnightsparty.com photo ops. They wear their hearts and dirty mouths on their sleeves for wastoids, party monsters, and most importantly.....the kids. I love these hoes. They make me want to be a better rapper, a better performer, and a better woman.

Unfortunately, they will not be playing in philadelphia anytime soon*, but they do have a few New York dates in early march. If you like big fun, big beats, and big titties you should check them out. They don't really play up north too much so you can totally be that scenester douche that claims they knew about it first.


Fuck your blog, son.

*YM, if you ever do play philly, I swear we will buy you all blizzards and soft pretzels and take you to the Key West to score you the best ass you've ever seen. Please come here. SweatHeart wants to take you to cinnabon.

2 Comments:

DiBiase said...

They should release Shawnna and put Trina in the mix. 07 is suppose to be the year of the girl (rapwise) but we are almost into March and I have yet to hear anything.

2:02 PM  
rob said...

amanda,
they Yo Majesty's playing hands & knees at the M Room friday, march 3rd.

5:00 PM  

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