Don't eat this garbage.
Dr. Praeger's California Style Veggie Burgers. They tatse like dog pee marinated cabbage bits held together with sand. Deesgusting. I only eat it because there's nothing else in my fridge, and my roomate's parents bought him a box of like 50, but he won't even touch them, they're so bad. I pretty much try to stay away from this shit, but every now and then i fool myself by saying "If I put enough ketchup on this burger, it'll taste alright." But that never works.
Dr. Praeger. The 'chef' himself. Look at him. Does he look like a nutritional specialist? He looks like a rapist with a stethoscope on. Don't eat anything with his name on it, lest your tongue be tainted by his foul potions.
Dr. Praeger's California Style Veggie Burgers. They tatse like dog pee marinated cabbage bits held together with sand. Deesgusting. I only eat it because there's nothing else in my fridge, and my roomate's parents bought him a box of like 50, but he won't even touch them, they're so bad. I pretty much try to stay away from this shit, but every now and then i fool myself by saying "If I put enough ketchup on this burger, it'll taste alright." But that never works.
Dr. Praeger. The 'chef' himself. Look at him. Does he look like a nutritional specialist? He looks like a rapist with a stethoscope on. Don't eat anything with his name on it, lest your tongue be tainted by his foul potions.
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